Strapped IT Workers Show Off What They're Packing for 'Full-Sized Friday'
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03/17/2023
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Many workplaces have fun Friday traditions, like casual Friday, or fun socks Friday. This normal-looking American office is no exception, calling its pre-weekend practice "full-sized Friday," but this weekly custom is not to be trifled with.
"Any given IT department in America right here. I love being flagged by an MG42 before lunch." That's the caption Roy Drones Jr gives this clip of some totally normal American employees packing some serious heat. These workers have some absolutely MASSIVE pieces. "I personally can't focus on my spreadsheets unless I have Glock 19 pointed directly at my balls," one person comments. "Getting torn in half with 7.62 because I ate my coworker's lunch," another person says.
It turns out that these are not normal workers, but instead employees for GriffinArmament, the "Industry leader in quality sound suppressors, firearms, and components." Still, if these folks decide to ask for a raise, HR has one hell of a fight on their hands.
"Any given IT department in America right here. I love being flagged by an MG42 before lunch." That's the caption Roy Drones Jr gives this clip of some totally normal American employees packing some serious heat. These workers have some absolutely MASSIVE pieces. "I personally can't focus on my spreadsheets unless I have Glock 19 pointed directly at my balls," one person comments. "Getting torn in half with 7.62 because I ate my coworker's lunch," another person says.
It turns out that these are not normal workers, but instead employees for GriffinArmament, the "Industry leader in quality sound suppressors, firearms, and components." Still, if these folks decide to ask for a raise, HR has one hell of a fight on their hands.
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Any given IT department in America right here. I love being flagged by a MG42 before lunch. pic.twitter.com/e0DogBmdyu
— (@chiweethegod) March 16, 2023
Me when someone comes to my office and asks for a new computer for the 90th time (they didn’t put in a request) pic.twitter.com/JEzoQRWo7T
— Admiral Ass Blaster (@jarredc99) March 16, 2023
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